A Super Smexy List

So one of my besties in the whole wide world, Valorie, over from On The Pursuit of Life, Liberty and happiness, tagged me in this little "Plastic Joy" thing. So basically I get to tell you all about my desired sexual escapades with people who don't exist (though I'd be more than happy to take on real life counterparts ;] )

Anywho, I'll save you all the numerous double entendres I could totally come up with here and just list my five dream boy toys.



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5. Kyo Sohma from Fruits Basket.

Yes. I realize he's an anime character. And typically I'm not into gingers. But if this boy were real I'd be beyond into him. First of all, he's a martial artist, so that means he's got a good build. Muscular and tones without being bulky. :) Added to that, despite the fact that he's shy around girls (namely he just doesn't know how to react), he's a very charismatic and caring person. He's also hardworking and passionate. And well, we all know what that means.




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4. Jefferson Smith from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
In my all time favorite movie the oh-so classy Jimmy Stewart plays Jefferson Smith, newly elected junior senator of an unnamed state. So why a politician? Because Smith is the young idealistic and "naive" politician who refuses to give up his ideals despite abuse from the senior senator of his state and excessive slander by a tammany hall style boss. His passion for his cause and his morals (and the fact that he's good with kids) makes him perfect.



3. the "bad boys" Jesse St. James and Chuck Bass
So I have a thing for bad boys. And I honestly couldn't pick between these two? Hmmm.... threesome? Hahahaha. Both are stylish and talented. Glee's Jesse St. James is an amazing performer and Chuck Bass of Gossip Girl is a businessman of his own making. So maybe they're both a little edgy and conniving. They're not the picture of morality by any means. Jesse goes undercover (albeit originally for the sake of his coach) and does not hesitate to break Rachel's heart/or spirit before the regional competition. And Chuck isn't beneath using anyone, even the woman he's in love with, to get what he wants. These are men full of desire. So maybe it'd be heartless, and even meaningless. But hell, it certainly makes things more interesting. And more fun.



2. Kevin Doyle of 27 dresses
Smart, cynical and sexy, with dark hair and dreamy eyes, he can totally rock the sweater vest and suit jacket-tshirt combo like no other. Also a writer and coffee lover with an impish sense of humor, need to know the truth, love for karaoke (or at least Bennie and the Jets)and hatred of weddings. Really who could ask for more? Talk about my dream boy...



1. Dean Winchester from Supernatural
Gah. He's soooooo sexy. Like rip my clothes off right now if he showed up sexy. Like dark, disturbed and brooding sexy. Like clever, snarky and funny. A little arrogant a lot of badass. Like saving the world with guns and epic badassery sexy. Yes. I am that into him. sexy sexy sexy sexy WANT.

I pity my future husband because he probably can't claim he prevented the apocalypse like this sexy boy.

My god I have it bad.